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staplesgowhere489 karma

Damn, really? Stifler got stiffed.

staplesgowhere113 karma

Obviously the correct action would have been for him to sue the hell out of the girl he rescued for his burns. It's the American way!

staplesgowhere50 karma

A few years ago I forgot to take my laptop out of my bag before it went through the scanner. The TSA agent, after informing me of the rules, asked me to remove my laptop so he could manually inspect it. He opened it and rubbed a pad over all of the surfaces to check for explosive residue.

I didn't want to make things worse by asking at the time, but I was curious as to why he did that instead of just putting the laptop in the bin and sending it through again.

staplesgowhere36 karma

You are truly the hero Reddit deserves. Much appreciated!

staplesgowhere34 karma

Related to that, is anyone else hearing his voice as they read his replies?