srwim

Thanks for patching me up on far too many occasions, you magnificent 68W, you.

Notable Mentions:

• Ingrown toenail (sucked most)
• Eye wound (from an explosion)
• 2x Knife wounds (1 friendly ಠ_ಠ, fucking blue falcon)

-21B (Combat Engineer)

Ah, good times. That one was a bayonet training accident. The platoon tard had a muzzle awareness fail, and my leg got to play slicey stabby!

"Fix Bayonets!"

'Aw fuck, shit just got real. Wait, where's pv1 Lowe?!?' looks around nervously

"HAI SARGE, 'MEMBER THA TYME I ACEDENT YU?"

"heh ha... yes..." gulp