squirtloaf

If you are in direct sunlight, angle the anus-embedded ruler on a line parallel to the ground, and the shadow of your johnson can be used to calculate the circumference of the earth.

I still don't know what you're saying but I heard Celine Dion's name spoken in a hostile tone.

He should get something like those eyeglass straps people have so they don't lose their readers.

70% of the time I think I have lost an erection, it turns out I just put it on top of my head and forgot.

It depends on what you are balancing it on.

They have signature names actually. The McMurray. The Wayne. The Strrrt. The Dickskin.