spydez

1. Put server on AWS.
2. 47 ads per page.
3. Refresh page every 4.2 seconds (double the length of the average QWOP game!).
4. 12 pop-under ads
5. 1 pop-over that looks like QWOP but is actually a V1gr@ spam.
6. Teach monkeys to joust.
7. Make tens of dollars!

For bonus difficulty points, try playing QWOP on anything other than a QWERTY keyboard. ಠ_ಠ

I'll put you down for a light gray fedora. What's your hat size and credit card number?

WE REQUIRE MORE MINERALS!