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There's a bar in my city that turned an old, in-ground swimming pool into a ball pit. I'm willing to wager it's even dirtier than a Chuck E. Cheese ball pit. If you put on a full body condom and went diving in there, I'm sure you could find a few iphones and wallets kicking around at the bottom.

Sometimes it's a shitty day for anal... Unless that's your kinda thing.

Did anyone ever fart before the paint dried, and it went everywhere?

20 minutes? Really? I'm sure plenty of girls would thank you for putting such a generous recommendation out there..