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There's a bar in my city that turned an old, in-ground swimming pool into a ball pit. I'm willing to wager it's even dirtier than a Chuck E. Cheese ball pit. If you put on a full body condom and went diving in there, I'm sure you could find a few iphones and wallets kicking around at the bottom.

Did anyone ever fart before the paint dried, and it went everywhere?

Sometimes it's a shitty day for anal... Unless that's your kinda thing.

20 minutes? Really? I'm sure plenty of girls would thank you for putting such a generous recommendation out there..