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That Ted Bell is one of my all-time favorites. I love how tough-guy Ted is taken down a peg, and the image of him running out of the room crying then banging his fist against the stucco wall of their bungalow is priceless. Thanks for all laughs, you've made my mourning walks to work be one of my most enjoyable times of the day.

Um, Mr. Hendrie? A lot of times I find that you seem to have more fun just talking to a character without any intent on talking any calls about it. Is that true, and if so, why?

Also, is part of each bit/character your way of giving people a chance at telling off people who are just like your characters?

One more question, I love the idea that you and Ted are buds and you have been to his steakhouse many times, out of all your characters, which one would you actually want to hang out with, and what would you guys do?

I have this thought that a night out with Don Berman would be the one of the most unforgettable nights of my life. He would somehow convince me that he's cool to drive, even though he is obviously shithoused, and I would inevitably trust him that he could do it, I myself also shithoused.

You just made my year! Frank is my favorite of all your lesser used characters and I have since started drink Cutty and saying "3 fingers" when I ask for one. This is so freakin epic, thank you!

Hey Neal, Totally Awesome is one of my favorite movies. Did Tracy Morgan improv all those lines on how to be black? Also, how did you pick which ones to use? All the ones that didn't make it in the movie were gold as well.