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spm20118 karma
You know it's a bad day when someone can tell you to turn on the news to any channel.
spm2015 karma
Makes a lot of sense actually. I've been on rides where you could tell they were just exhausted. Guy did his best though to work it into character as just a dgaf australian guy who could care less about attacking hippos. Was still pretty funny, props to him.
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My dad pulled the best dealership buy I've ever seen. We walk into a dealer to look around and he quickly realizes that he is wearing the same khaki pants and blue polo all the salesmen. They even start waving to him, thinking he is a new guy, I guess. So after a while we split up on our own and he spots a ford he wants. Then, with balls made of steel, he WALKS INTO THE FUCKING BREAK ROOM. He asks one of the salesmen what they are selling the truck for. The salesman runs and gets him a statistics sheet, including the bottom line.
TL;DR my dad assassin's creed'd his way into a cheap car
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