spankleberry

My father would always tell me "Son, masturbation will make you go blind" and I always said "Dad, I'm over here"

It'll do that even if you're not actually having a near death experience. Fuck.

How long have you been sitting on that egg?

My 10 year old is super interested in entomology. She doesn't want to pin the bugs, she has to much empathy, so she's putting for a digital collection. What do you wish you had done when you were her age? What other variations based on climate have you observed? She wants to know:.

1. How long have you been studying bugs?
2. Do you pin bugs? If so, do you feel bad about it?

I dunno if it's /u/thegrooseisloose18's story, but Groose is a comical character in a Legend Of Zelda game.