spacethunderstorm

Why did the female crocodile leave her husband?

He had a reptile dysfunction.

What do you call a crocodile that likes to bowl? An alley-gator!

What does an alligator do when he loses his tail? He goes to a re-tail store

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!

/s

Now for a serious question.

Why dont we have alligators and crocs in Denmark, we have swamps and stuff.

Is it only due to the winter?

What does a dehydrated alligator drink? Gatorade

Ok, im done.

I guess there won’t be a lot of croc ‘n’ roll here In Denmark then

I’ll show myself out.