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One time, my friends and I got really high and went through a combo Taco Bell/KFC drive thru. There was this homeless guy rummaging through the trashcan near the ordering station that all my friends and I kind of ignored as we were waiting in line in the drive-thru. I was the one driving so I took everyone's orders and told them to the drive-thru worker. All my friends ordered some Taco Bell food item, but I decided to be the odd one out and order a box of boneless chicken wings. As I was about to speak my order, the homeless guy from earlier rips a fart and I start laughing uncontrollably in my high-state. As my embarrassment and laughter subsided just long enough to finish the order, I accidently say, "Can I also have a box of homeless chicken wings." The homeless guy immediately turns out, all my friends laugh UNCONTROLLABLY, and I am there in complete shock of what I just said. Trying to salvage the situation, I just drive off in pure embarrassment and laughter.

So my question is, can you ever forgive me making an order and dipping? I had good cause!

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