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I got to meet a couple of porn stars for work a couple of weeks ago (They were giving an interview).

Now if this was a normal film, and they were normal actresses, who I'd seen on TV or whatnot, I'd have probably said I was a big fan of their work.

Somehow didn't seem like the right thing to say.

Note to Americans: This is the UK. The fact this guy HAD a gun is a pretty big deal, let alone showing it to his painter / decorators...

If somebody pulled a gun out I'd probably react the same as if they were pointing it at me tbh. There's no real reason to own them in the UK (other than a few shooting clubs, or farmers, or farmers' mums) so if you've got a pistol you're probably up to no good...

Magnolia. Always Magnolia.

I know nothing about this guy's line of work but every rental / council property in England seems to be Magnolia.

Perhaps the correct wording would be "successfully driven the fastest"?