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A man e-mailed me and asked if I would be able to help with a "simple smoking fetish." I don't smoke, but I was willing to if what he wanted wasn't really odd. Turns out this guy likes to be burnt on the heel of his foot over and over with the burning ember of a cigarette. He keeps a roll of socks in his mouth and screams every time you put the ember to his foot. He jerks off during all of this. It was fucking hilarious.

Haha, it is funny, but I am sure the girl was not used to doing anything. What a lazy ass.

Never. I actually almost never cleaned. 95% of the cleaning jobs involved me sitting on a couch and drinking with a dude. Fucking awesome money, man.

No negotiating. I would say, "Are you ready to flip?" and then would just go for the gold.

Hell no. Hand jobs, my friend.