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sonofaresiii2462 karma

what mr. Homes was rally like.

Pull it together, reddit ama team.

sonofaresiii2219 karma

you retire from acting?

you shut the hell up

sonofaresiii2096 karma

"John, I need to see you in my office."

"Y-yes, sir?"

"Well we've been monitoring your online activity--"


"Yeah. Yeah, you haven't even looked at one naked girl in three days. What the hell, John?"

"Well you know, it's just sometimes I get so stressed at work and I need a little "me" time, just a few minutes to play bejeweled or check my fantasy teams--"

"I'm sorry John, we're going to have to let you go. We'll be happy to write you a good recommendation."

"I... I understand."

"And John?"

"Yes sir?"

"Try and watch more porn, okay kid?"

sonofaresiii1126 karma



Crack crack crackcrackcrackcrack

"I've made a huge mistake."

sonofaresiii1121 karma

too bad you can't photoshop letters you've already written to the president