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A political activist named Dave was just arriving in Hell, and was told he had a choice to make. He could go to Capitalist Hell or to Communist Hell.

Naturally, Dave wanted to compare the two, so he wandered over to Capitalist Hell. There outside the door was Rockerfeller, looking bored. "What's it like in there?" asked Dave. "Well," he replied , "In Capitalist Hell, they flay you alive, boil you in oil, chain you to a rock and let a vulture tear your liver out, and cut you up into small pieces with sharp knives."

"That's terrible!!" gasped Dave. "I'm going to check out Communist Hell!" He went over to Communist Hell, where he discovered a huge line of people waiting to get in; the line circled around the lobby seven times before receding off into the horizon. Dave pushed his way through to the head of the line, where he found Karl Marx busily signing people in. Dave asked Karl what Communist Hell was like.

"In Communist Hell," said Marx impatiently, "they flay you alive, boil you in oil, chain you to a rock and let vultures tear out your liver, and cut you up into small pieces with sharp knives."

"But ... but that's the same as Capitalist Hell!" protested Dave.

"True," sighed Marx, "but sometimes we don't have oil, sometimes we don't have knives ..."

Index Match is much more versatile than Vlookup. I've yet to see a financial model that uses Vlookup in place of Index Match.

I'm coming to visit Rio for the Olympics and I've heard that it can be quite dangerous. How much of those stories about the dangers of Rio would you say are a myth vs reality? And how do you think the extra security on duty will change the safety of visitors coming to Rio?

Really looking forward to my trip regardless!

What kind of programming to you guys follow in the NFL when trying to up your Squat/Clean/Bench numbers? How many days a week are they trained (off season) with what kind of loading and set/rep schemes?