smacksaw

Gambling on Risk?

I've been doing it wrong my entire life!

"I bet you red can't take Central America."

"$50 on red! I got $50 on red!"

TIL the threshold for being a convict vs a mental patient stops at the "shit-covered silverware masturbation" thing.

Hmm.

Two politicians of character debating policy and fact?

Never gonna happen.

For $39.95 I expect multiple fatalities.

We need a Mortal Kombat restaurant. And Sub-Zero serves magic ice cream.

Traitorous knees! Off with them!