slipnslider

Didn't this story come out in the 90s? The FDA already did a study on it back then and concluded dead horse meat was winding up in dog food. They discovered it because vets realized dogs started to develop a natural tolerance to phenobarbital and contacted the FDA about it, which prompted an investigation

Good thing I don't need my limbs when I'm in the water, I typically just sink like a rock

The reason people ask this is because Knowing the amount of time is super important. If I'm at home and have one minute to get to high ground, which there is none that close by, I would climb on my roof. If I have 20 minutes I will have enough time to get to actual high ground

Yeah I don't understand how this guy feels like the here. He intentionally cheated the system, got called on it and somehow feels like he was wronged.

Wait did good ol fark popularize the Florida man phrase? I used to read fark alllll the time back in the day