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slight_anxiety38 karma

My index finger is about 3/4" shorter than it used to be.

Wait... since a longer pointer than index finger is supposedly related to high testosterone...

... but you also arguably just beat a table saw in an arm wrestling competition...

science is confusing.

slight_anxiety2 karma

If it were me, I have to say I'd sever the whole hand. Get some kind of detachable hook set that can do badass shit -- like, make a handgun that attaches to the stump or something. Then you're just cool hook dude. That's not that bad a gig.