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slappyhooper14 karma

I popped wood for months after coming home if I walked into a porta-shitter and it was freshly cleaned. LOL.

slappyhooper5 karma

What's your favorite Rip-It flavor?

slappyhooper3 karma

Sounds like almost every Iraqi soldier I ever patrolled with. I don't get it.

slappyhooper1 karma

Former '51. I was a rock star. 285 PFT, high expert, all my MCIs. Picked up cpl at my 2.5 year mark. Extended for another pump and picked up Sergeant at 4 years 2 months. Another guy who was also a fellow '51 extended and got "switched" to '52 on paper picked up before me, despite lower pro/cons, about a year less TIG, lower rifle qual, no MCIs, and a much lower PFT. Oh hoh man. I was pissed. I think my cutting score was about 200 more than his.

slappyhooper1 karma

What was your cutting score for E5, you dirty, filthy, fucking '52?