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slapdashbr482 karma

I always find it funny how specific some jobs are. Reminds me of my friends dad: "I'm an Aerospace engineer. I spent 3 years designing the landing light on the B1 bomber. Just the light, that's all"

slapdashbr109 karma

Implying he is actually a student?

slapdashbr73 karma

Is that legal? Seriously, you should talk to a lawyer, and if that doesn't work, complain to your congressman about it. "Hi I run a small business what are you gonna do to help me out" etc.

slapdashbr69 karma

holy fuck that is hilarious.

slapdashbr61 karma

"I'm sorry, I'd actually have to charge extra to fuck you"