slapFIVE

OP BETTER DELIVER!!!!!!!! I'll wear a tux with a 'slapFIVE' name tag.

EDIT: Address has been sent. Commenter has delivered.

nooooooiceeeeeee

When's the wedding? Can I come??

How did you end up working your way up to where you are now in your career? I'm sure you didn't say, "Hey, forget the stars, I'm shooting for a dancing gig as a bear behind a twerking, tongue out, Cynthia-doll-looking Miley Cyrus!" Are you a backup dancer normally or something?

Truth. I went to a free concert and he was there. He was doing his thing, minus auto tune, and actually sounded good. He just adds auto tune to give himself a "brand" or "style" he can be known for; it allows for easier recognition.