skunchers

I was trying to think of how balls would slap an asshole. Wouldn't they have to be on top of the dick nearer the belly button. TIL: I have doggy style sex way too often.

I'm a dudette. And that's the way I like it.

If you can somehow manage to make them reach my asshole in doggy style position I might be impressed.

Because your name is kind of ambiguous, did you ever get mistaken for a man when sending in a resume or paperwork?

My sisters and I used to skip class to watch your show back when we were kids. One of us has kids with multiple baby daddies. And one of us never wants kids. I guess we learned different things from you.

Honestly though, there have been so many times you/your production crew has gone above and beyond to help people who really need it. Do you remember the very first time you saw or met someone and they instilled in you a need to do more?