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Apparently, the only location that makes sense is Texas.

It's 12 hours driving for Hal, or 8 hours driving for Francis. edit: to Alabama
It's 2000 miles from Harvard.
It's 5000 miles from Alaska.

Also, there's a beach, and it rarely snows.

Not his, but Marina Sirtis' wedding in 1992. Spiner and Dorn were groomsmen.

http://www.gettyimages.co.uk/detail/news-photo/actor-levar-burton-actor-michael-dorn-actor-patrick-stewart-news-photo/185481628

Alright. Better luck next time.

What a nice young man.

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For more detail, here are the relevant posts on Popehat, a blog run by lawyers.

The posts go in reverse order, so scroll down to June 12, 2012 on page 2.