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skiingbeing3297 karma

I have the Microsoft Vista for Dummies book, if you need it.

skiingbeing3170 karma

"I love bridge and garbage dumps". You, my good man, are the wealthiest old hobo I've ever seen.

skiingbeing2540 karma

This Bill Sletter guy sounds fabulous, lets get him to do an AMA.

skiingbeing1889 karma

I'd suggest in the interest of brevity, Playbill paraphrases you down to:

"Through the nose...sphincter gave out...terrible taste!" - Ken Jennings

skiingbeing1260 karma

If you unplug Watson, his impression of current Jimmy Stewart is dead-on.