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skdslztmsIrlnmpqzwfs42 karma

the high amount of "redditor for 20 hours" accounts that are "fully" agreeing with everything that they post?

skdslztmsIrlnmpqzwfs40 karma

lemme get this strait:

the guy finds a "secret" building in his property..

1.- he inspects the door

2.- he breaks the lock.. but lets not open that yet. first:

3.- he goes back inside and writes an article on his blog(where e regularly writes articles for ad money)

4.- he does an AMA on reddit advertising people to visit his blog

5.- he will let the night pass (how convenient that this gives enough people time to visit his AMA and his first article

6.- well yea.. he plans to open that up tomorrow??

color me unimpressed...

skdslztmsIrlnmpqzwfs36 karma

some ultra small percentage of the profits. But you get to advertise big time how charitable you are. OP does this ad AMA every couple of months.

Lottery being the easiest way to sound generous without doing very much.

read here what the catch is:

https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/w3lq1s/i_started_a_company_to_put_the_lottery_out_of/igx10uo/

skdslztmsIrlnmpqzwfs15 karma

do you have a partner (i guess the kids dad) and if so how is he coping with this?

skdslztmsIrlnmpqzwfs5 karma

Providing impeccable customer service to patrons of a licensed store under the brand umbrella of Starbucks.

worked at starbucks

Educated junior-level baristas in best practices when preparing beverages and engaging customers.

trained baristas... with the usual barista tasks

Served 1000+ hot beverages per day in a high-stakes hospitality environment.

worked as a barista... just like all other baristas.

Coordinated 250+ daily orders for takeaway with the Starbucks App to swiftly optimize the user experience.

they had an app... just like every most other places

Ensured cleanliness and food safety in compliance with corporate and government regulations.

cleaned the place just like every other place out there that still has a licence.

so your job is basically providing template copypasted texts that implement meaningless buzzwords...

all of the above are the basic duties of a barista written in a way that will only impress a 15 year old kid and most likely trigger the "male bovine waste" detector of anyone who has been to a coffe shop.

i mean...

You demonstrated swift synergy improving greatly the situation of the inquired task by managing past experiences and applying them to the current challenge thus enhancing the user experience.