sirpatstew

Frakes with a beard, preferable, because it tickles when you kiss him.

Don't be silly, I couldn't see my head. It was decapitated!

Nothing I do is accidentally funny. It is all pre-meditated and carefully planned and scheduled. And if you steal one of my funny ideas, I WILL sue you.

Yes! Deep-sea diving and mountaineering. There's something about going up and down that turns me on.

Sithee, hearing my accent is like suppin' ot lead.