sirlincalot77

I was on a tour when a dolphin was riding our quarter wake(the waves that come off the boat's hull), and it was slapping it's tail on the surface to splash the people on board!

No. They are generally too busy taking hundreds of photographs.

Firstly, thanks for the question. Just seeing the dolphins is still amazing, but I think what is the most amazing is how effortlessly the dolphins and seals move through the water.

It is unfortunate that you have had a bad experience with a seal, but I can guarantee that they are not "human eating devils". They are like playful puppies in the water, especially the younger ones. Where we swim with them is not a breeding colony, it is more like a bachelor pad for all of the males who can't get a harem of females. As a result there is very little aggression between the seals and no blood or anything in the water that might attract sharks.

When the dolphins are mating, as they currently are, it can best be described as a 'gang rape'. One female swimming along with 4-5 males all around her jostling for best position. They also bit them on the back. As for human/dolphin sex, I have never seen it, but a guy in New Zealand claims to have had a sexual relationship with a dolphin that lasted for years.