sirgraemecracker

Well, I flew to hogwarts... and then I landed in a tree... and then the tree started beating me up... so I stabbed it 37 times in the chest.

CAAAAAAARL

Hi Ophelia. I guess I'll start off the questions with one I've always sort of wondered about but never actually asked. How do you deal with the pain without just being constantly bitter and cynical 24/7?

(Don't judge my username I made this account when I was like 16)

A better solution would be having someone else hold the camera.

OP already has an offer from a YouTube channel run by some of their friends to act as what I'd hesitate to call a film crew because "dumbasses with camera equipment" is a better description of us but hopefully we'll be able to work with them to get things filmed. We're looking forward to hopefully working with them at some point.

Does this mean if you shave your head again I can call you Professor X?

I don't know if you're trying to be funny but you're fucking not.