sintaur

A number of superhero origin stories have to do with research lab accidents. You've got a lab with plutonium (nicknamed Pu cuz bad smell) and an anal vibrator. This story just writes itself.

Oh the things I do on the toilet at work for you people.

Read this.

It's not encrypted if just one person in the chat isn't using Signal.

Signal on Android is my default text messaging app, I can text and group-text with both Signal and non-Signal users.

Whenever a friend switches to Signal, the app notifies me.

(Signal is the best app out there, everybody should switch to it.)

http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/crux/2015/10/29/parasite-human-brain-control/