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simplepickup3512 karma

Jesse is the best and gets laid the most.

-Jesse

simplepickup3375 karma

DOWN.

-Jason

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edit: Not down. -Kong

simplepickup3300 karma

If by "whole different world" you mean WAY easier.

Teenage girls are impressed easily. Teenage boys are mostly awkward and shy and have absolutely no balls whatsoever.

If you separate yourself from the awkward sea of teenage guys out there, you'll get laid. A lot.

Remember. Wear a condom.

-Jesse

simplepickup3279 karma

Yes. It was painful because every time I would pump, the piece of rock-hard shit would scrape my spongey cock head. I finally pulled out and saw a nugget the size of a penny stuck to my dick.

But that hasn't stopped me from further exploration of anal cavities. -Jason

simplepickup3259 karma

That's a tough one. The male brain is wired completely differently when it comes to attraction. But generally, I think guys like it when girls are really outgoing and confident in themselves (but not so confident that the guy feels inferior).

Also, summer dresses are always a huge plus.

-Kong