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Off topic, but I was a caretaker for a 100+ year old man - he was busy getting ready in the morning one day and came running out of the bathroom all excited - ''I CAN SMELL THAT, WHAT IS IT?!!! I was making bacon. He said it was the first thing he'd smelled in over 20 years.

From then on, he got bacon whenever he wanted it...