shytster

Not an adult film actress,

Look buddy, when my sink leaks I'll ask a plumber, when my roof sags I'll ask a carpenter, and when I need painting advice I'll ask an adult film actress, okay? Don't answer when you're not qualified.

So for a mere .25% fee you'll underperform index funds on my behalf? How do I start?

I'm kidding, of course. I don't have a real question, I'm just here to laugh at the barren failure of this advertisement.

Why did you have severe vitamin and nutritional deficiencies?

Man, that is such a cool way to say "most of our clients don't have a lot of money yet, but as long as they keep pumping money in, we'll continue to lose some of it for them in ways they can partially recoup at tax time."

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