shitbaggins

"Storage space"?

"My pockets are full... I guess I'll just shove this flash drive up my ass for now."

wtf no. Have you ever stuck your finger up your asshole and licked it?

I'm happily married, and it hasn't. I imagine though that if I were single, this would... scare me shitless.

No.

"We know next to nothing about virtually everything. It is not necessary to know the origin of the universe; it is necessary to want to know. Civilization depends not on any particular knowledge, but on the disposition to crave knowledge."

-George F. Will