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Oh god... my friend and I called the crisis hotline once... He uses and old woman voice, while I play rain/thunder sounds along with this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hddCpJ8MfVo video going on in the background. He says that "her" husband is attempting to assault her, therefore "she" is hiding on the roof. The video is audible and "she" informs the operator that her husband has found her. Now, the operator tells her that she needs to call the police. He says, "Okay, I will," and hangs up. A few minutes later, we get a call back. She asks "her" if she had called the police, and he uses his regular voice to say "uhh, wrong number." He hangs up again. Then, he left my house. Later, however, he told me that he got a call from THE POLICE DEPARTMENT and they lectured him for 20 mins on why you should not make prank calls like that. I was a dick as a kid, and so was my friend, we understand this now...