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Mr. Chase,

What was the first curse word you remember learning/saying? And do you have a favorite now?

Thanks for everything.

also: this quiz just came across my Facebook feed about your Christmas Vacation rant. I'd love to see your score regardless of it being typical buzzfeed material.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/staceygrant91/how-well-do-you-know-clark-griswolds-rant-from-n-xpfm

I was in Utah riding motorcycles and ended up behind two trucks for a few miles doing 5 under the speed limit. They sped up after we passed a speed trap, do y'all work together to prevent others from speeding when you know there's a trap ahead?

I sure hope so. Also, I read your book last year after picking it up at a bookstore in Asheville, NC. You were gonna be doing a signing I think the next week but I was only in Asheville for the weekend. Can I send you my copy for you to sign?

Would Dickie ever consider a return you think?