sharkiness

Soylent Green? You know what that stuff is made of?

As a fellow convict, congratulations on your release. How long are you going to be on parole?

When I was younger, I'd babysit my young cousins who were also identical twins, and when I got that question(which apparently happens more often than one would think), I'd always reply, "No, they're a pair of identical strangers."

Good luck to you, brother.

Penn, you seem like one of the most politically well-informed celebrities out there, what are your thoughts on the government shutdown?