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shalene2147 karma

They fight all the time. It usually starts with a large group of guys sitting in the corner, openly shit talking other customers. When those customers get enough they go scream at them. There was a biker dude that came in, and they used the "faggot" lines on him from south park, and he went over to their table, slammed his fists down, and said something along the lines of, "YEAH, I AM A FAGGOT, AND A THIRSTY ONE AT THAT... WHICH ONE OF YOU LITTLE GIRLS WANTS TO COME TO THE BATHROOM WITH ME?!" They shut the fuck up real quick.

shalene1466 karma

There was some old (mid 60's) crack whore that came into our lobby with nothing on but a cut off jean shorts mini skirt, and a string bikini top. She started screaming at the workers we had cleaning lobby saying the door isn't open. They weren't really sure what she was talking about, or particularly asking them for, so she speedily walked over to the exit with two soda's in her hand and said, "OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR FOR ME YOU STUPID BEANERS" At this point, I told our manager what was going on, (he's a former well known cop of the area) He shouted her name and she started booking it for the door, tripped over a wet floor sign and spilled her drink all over herself, and the wet floor splayed her legs out and everyone got to see grandma bush. He helped her up, and she threw her other drink at him, so he sat her down in one of the corner booths and called the cops, at which point she decided to take off her bikini top and flip off all the customers walking by outside, in the store, and of course the workers.

shalene1230 karma

Ba-dah-bup-bah-baaa!

shalene1180 karma

that is correct.

it is also bullshit

shalene1130 karma

Yeah.. when people say, "That's enough internet for today" I replace internet with Mcdonalds.