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You're less likely to become injured in any type of accident if you're intoxicated. You have almost no reaction time compared to when you're sober, so you can't do anything stupid that you think will help you. SOURCE: I fell ten feet off my brother's roof when I was in college. And I'm a DUI investigator.

Haha only if the driver is sober. But seriously, don't drive drunk. Or high. And I ended up with a concussion from that fall, but somehow landed on my back so I didn't fuck up my face.