sephalon

Um... I don't want to be an inanimate object. But since you're forcing me to choose, I'll say "your mom's dildo".

Fantastic! I couldn't have asked for a better adaptation.

I couldn't resist the pun.

I had an idea for a guy who appears to be really lucky, but in the end it turns out his cat is really lucky and good stuff happens to the guy because the cat likes him.

I decided not to develop that idea.

I see what you did there.