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I used to jump in and out of a plastic garbage can

Fun historical tidbit: this is actually how Windows ME was developed

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God damn it's like being told mom and dad are never going to get back together

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Geez, you went right from lighthearted small talk to fucking depressing

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The worst is where people are on the show for a while so every time they're on they tell a less interesting story each time.

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The trick is to upload it to the internet before you get C&D'd, and don't talk about it before you're ready to upload it.

This is not legal advice.

EDIT: Don't forget to upload any copyright-infringing material via TOR so it becomes much more difficult for a company to subpoena your IP.