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Customer: "I want to return this item" Me: "Im sorry, there are no returns" Customer: "What do you mean no returns? Thats bullshit" Me: "Unfortunantly, that item you are trying to return was already returned once, so we dont take things back twice." Customer: "Thats fucking disgusting, you sold me something that was.....oh. Right. I see" Me: "Have a good day".

It honestly doesnt matter. It used to, when I was fresh 2 weeks into the job. After you see the tiny asian woman buying a 14 inch monster and the guys buying the fist...all else falls under that. There is no judgement. I like to joke with customers, saying my store is like planet fitness. No judgement allowed. I honestly feel that way and so does everyone else in the industry.

Buying in a shop is more pricey than buying online, but you dont get to see it in action. You dont get to hold it, see what it feels like. Talk to someone about it. Nothing. Im so proud of you, thinking of making the jump from online to in person. Take my upvote. May there be more people like you :)

Id have to say the 300lb jacked up muscle head who walked in with a dress, bra and high heels. It was clearly not a joke. He/she had the voice/face/eyes/vibe of a murderer. I was legitimately scared, but he/she was so nice.

Lets see, funniest...It's kind of hard. I look at things differently. For example, there have been a handful of women aged 25-35 that don't know how to stimulate their clit or gspot. I had to show a woman on a doll exactly where her clit was and what it does. Some people find this funny, but I find it....I dunno....not funny. Its educational. Poor thing didnt know how to get off.

If I had to choose one...its probably the creepers who come in and ask me if I know of any prostitutes. Even if I did, who the hell says "yea man, heres a number to call".

My friends and family always look down about it, but who cares. They dont pay my bills or put food on my table. Plus, im working towards ownership. So yea. They can bite it :P