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scumbag-reddit2267 karma

If and when you become a captain, will you refer to yourself as Captain Morgan?

scumbag-reddit701 karma

Strike the pose on your next goal. Please dear god my life would be complete.

scumbag-reddit310 karma

23 and hairline receding. Don't complain.

scumbag-reddit117 karma

My sister doesn't want to vacinate her soon to be born child...

scumbag-reddit45 karma

My dad works with gold, and sells the gold dust he has leftover directly to a gold smith.