schmassani

Next thing you know, your wife is courting some amateur hour "spy" skeeze on the side, and you get this idea to win her back by setting up a meeting in a hotel room where she has to seduce you, but she doesn't know it's you, and also your buddy Tom Arnold helps out by doctoring your voice on a cassette tape.

I fell on a teammates skate wheel once. I didn't think it was bad at the time but within a few days my ass cheek looked like a nebula.