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ANNIE: I haven't had the honour of touching Eugene's eyebrows yet, but I imagine they feel like a cozy, downy birds nest that a mother bird has just built for her babies. I imagine that a lot, actually.

TIM: I've never touched Eugene's eyebrows, but he touched my beard a lot.

JENN: When we were first on location the man doing security for the trailers walked up to me and Chris and said to Chris, "Look I don't want to offend you but does anyone ever tell you that you look like Chris Elliott?" To which Chris replied, "But I'm way better looking than him. Not as puffy, right?" And then the guys says "I love Chris Elliott, here's some trivia questions for you...What was the name of Chris Elliott's sitcom?" Chris says "Get A Life?" Guy says: "OK here's one that nobody ever gets...What was the theme song for Get A Life?" Chris says "Stan". Guy says "that's impressive, nobody ever gets that right". Then walks away.

DAN: Sure! I'm no dream crusher. Get in touch with the production company and submit it. We would be happy to read it.

Dan: Our big priority was to make sure the clothes looked authentic, so all the clothes that the family wears are real. We had to beg, borrow and steal.

ANNIE: I'm actually quite pleased with my real mum. But to call Catherine my TV mom is pretty incredible.

DAN: No I'm very happy to have two mothers. One on TV and one in real life.

TIM: I know the question wasn't directed at me, but I wish Catherine was MY mom.