satanicpuppy

How do you deal with people's disappointment when they find out you're not a hot animated redhead?

I always wanted one of those...I imagine it's pretty dank though, and not in the sense of "dank bud", or "dank memes", but rather in the sense of, "My, this place is quite dank sir, have you considered investing in a dehumidifier?"

What's the upkeep like?

Not to belabor the point, but this means you HAVE TO VOTE.

Not just once every two years. You have to vote in the primaries, you have to vote in the local elections (your local senators gerrymander your state...It's incredibly important).

The reason boomers seem to dominate politics is because they are the largest voting block. X'ers are completely split. If you want to affect change, you have to vote in numbers.

This is how all serious journalism works. If you go public every time you hear a rumor, in six weeks you're InfoWars.

BUTTERY MALES!

Jesus fucking christ you people.