saltyballs1son

Just kidding, I'm drunk. I've already judged myself and I lost.

Thanks for keeping my butter warm and melty with a candle. Also, don't judge me when I order a glass of wine with a shot and a beer.

Why do you judge me when I order a bottle of win, a shot and a beer? Also, thanks for keeping my butter warm and melty.

After 2 dui's, I have my driver take me everywhere. I've truly learned my lesson. It's not worth it to drive drunk. I wish others were as lucky as I was to learn it without hurting anyone else. Unfortunately, that isn't the case with everyone.

Someone always is. Good thing the only score that matters is the one I give myself when you judgmental pricks aren't looking.