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safe_work_for_naught118 karma

Hey Mike, is it difficult for you to act with those coke-bottle glasses on? How do you get around without the ability to see?

safe_work_for_naught30 karma

Ever been called Nemo?

safe_work_for_naught14 karma

I think about boobs a lot, I guess.

I had an ex where one nipple was an innie, and one was an outtie. I told her they looked like the O.o emoticon; she just rolled her eyes.