sackfullofsorrys

I'm not positive, but I remember hearing some old politician dude say "woman have a way of shutting things off down there"...

I knew Chaney was heartless. You're impressive man. I want to feel bad for you, but I feel bad for myself, as I can't run half of that distance WITH a human heart. Good luck, I hope that heart comes soon

I think a woman playing in an organized pool league makes them more than casual...

How bad did you "beat him up"? I have to be honest, I think there may be a bit more to the story than you're sharing.
How long were you sentenced to jail for? It was for robbing and stabbing someone, right? I hope you've learnt your lesson, and will stay on the right side of the tracks from now on. Stabbing ain't nice.

Has he ever "accidentally" been a lethal deterrent, and killed a pigeon, preferably with a large audience? I think it would be funny to hear the crowd gasp, as Rufus did what was natural.