sabasNL

Every time I get vaccine for the new flu, I get the flu and it pisses me off.

You don't get the flu, your immune system simply (over)reacts to it, which feels similair to a short and quick case of the real common flu.
But since you get regular vaccines, I assume that if you wouldn't get them, a future case of the flu could be dangerous to you.

So when you point towards things, you use your middle finger?

You can give everyone the finger... That's kinda cool.

[With a French accent] Extend flaps! Retard! Extend flaps! Retard! Extend flaps! Retard!

At least such a letter gives you time to live a few days as a free man and say your goodbyes before having to serve time.

What finger are you missing? Your index?