rupesmanuva

Like giving a handjob, I think? He can feel the dick in his hand but not the hand on his dick.

What the fuck am I doing with my life.

No way. One of the ways that citadel makes money is from exactly this type of volatility. They're making bank either way.

The real question is, if you're one of the guy's mates, why would you replace him when there's a chance you could get him to piss himself instead

Well he's not wrong. And in a sense, perfection is unattainable anyway, so...

What are the hours like and how's your commute?