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rupesmanuva1187 karma

Like giving a handjob, I think? He can feel the dick in his hand but not the hand on his dick.

What the fuck am I doing with my life.

rupesmanuva418 karma

No way. One of the ways that citadel makes money is from exactly this type of volatility. They're making bank either way.

rupesmanuva397 karma

The real question is, if you're one of the guy's mates, why would you replace him when there's a chance you could get him to piss himself instead

rupesmanuva41 karma

Well he's not wrong. And in a sense, perfection is unattainable anyway, so...

rupesmanuva41 karma

What are the hours like and how's your commute?