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runpmc868 karma

Thanks O'Bama

FTFY.

runpmc636 karma

The best part of CAH is when you string together two or three not obviously funny cards to make a subtle answer that takes everyone a second to get, but then the response is huge.

The worst part is when someone instantly trumps that answer with a bigger, blacker dick.

runpmc628 karma

Y'know what? Fuck this clown. Let's get Bill Bailey in here for an AMA.

runpmc133 karma

That's not even a straw man—it's complete hearsay, devoid of any basis in fact.

runpmc130 karma

It's not about making the best product. It's about creating the illusion of the best product. And you do that by attaching a backstory to your ingredients. It's not vanilla, it's MADAGASCAR VANILLA BEAN. They're not chocolate chips, they're ONLY THE FINEST IMPORTED BELGIAN CHOCOLATE CHIPS MADE ONLY WITH ARTISANAL MILK AND RAW ORGANIC CANE SUGAR or whatever.

It's all about the branding.

[Edit: added link.]